My short vacay from blogging starts tonight and I am missing you all already...sob sob The bright side is; I won't leave you with nothing. Not possible nah. I promise its still going to be fun, sticky, scary and in  your face in here, so put your feet up, relax and enjoy stories from our guest bloggers/writers. Don't forget to check the archives out for previous stories. Subscription is still free so type in your Email and get instant hits in your inbox once a new story is published. I love you all and will save the best gist from the vacay for your reading pleasure. Merry Christmas sweeties!! 

citifmonline.com "Wife: Honey Christmas is approaching. Husband: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait. Wife: Get me a Tablet for Christmas. Husband: Really? Wife: Yeah. Husband: Paracetamol or Vitamin C? Wife: I mean Samsung Tablet baby Husband: Relax!! It's Jesus Birthday not yours."  Truth be told, I thought the short story was hilarious but from experience I know it could lead to marital feuds and nobody enjoys fighting at Christmas. We all deserve to have a Merry Christmas and even if you feel your relationship is beyond fixing, I still believe this article by Joan Thatiah might do the needed magic. Oh, before we start, you can read up my previous articles on gifts Here . Okay, let's do this:

credit - Qed.ng Do you feel unhappy with your current status?  Do you feel there is something you should sacrifice or gain just to become happier?   Are you in pursuit of happiness?  I'm guessing you have heard the phrase; money makes the world go round . If so, then probably you believe that being broke or having no money would make your world stagnant or go into Pause Mode . It therefore follows that; No Money means Pause Mode which would invariably result in Unhappiness. If the above rightly describes how you feel about Happiness, then this article is for you:

If you were paid N421Million for being a good citizen of Nigeria what would you do? I have been pondering over that question ever since it was confirmed that the REAL Ikoyi whistle blower who assisted the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to recover $43.5 million, £27,800 and N23.2 million at No. 16 Osborne Road, Ikoyi, Lagos, yesterday received N421Million commission by the ministry of Finance. The FGN also promised to pay the balance next year.

Pic credit: knorr.ng  It's Christmas again and you are probably thinking; rice is expensive, how we go do? My question is; must we eat rice every Christmas? Nigerians are extremely inlove with "rice". Every special occasion without Jollof rice; white rice with sauce and/or fried rice is like committing a heinous crime. People would eat whatever you have to offer and still be on the look out for their tasty rice, whoever  did us this thing sha!

Q - which state in Nigeria is known for the Biggest African street party? Pic credit: Daily Trust

They are our house helps, drivers, gate men/guard and sometimes the regular handyman who fixes broken pipes and any other broken item in our homes or the sweet lady who does your household shopping. They are usually very helpful, cheap or affordable, if you prefer. We have tight schedule and can't imagine life without them. But the big question is; Can you trust them? Can you sleep peacefully with that stranger in your home? Did you even check him or her out before making them permanent members of your home? Were you too busy to conduct a proper check or too excited at the cheap labor that you forgot to ask for a guarantor? Are  you sure they are not ex-convicts, pedophiles, murderers, kidnappers or terrorists? Okay okay, someone wants to quote verses from the Holy Bible and  Quran for me. Yeah, I know the gospel of Matthew 25:35 says; “ For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me " and the Quran in 1

Call me the lady who saw tomorrow, but I saw this coming. I remember mentioning (private gossip group) that Imolites must be in love with their governor as the only "we no go gree" we hear are on social media. We can't blame them, wars are now being fought on Twitter. Some nation's are being ruled from there too... I didn't say anything .