Barely six months after the rib-tickler by our beloved minister of Labour and Employment, another witty statement attributed to another minister has left us all reeling with laughter.

Model: Alfred Best Muna  When I ran into him, I was excited. Besides it's not everyday one runs into someone from the past. I was actually on my way to an office when we ran into each other inside the elevator. He had screamed out my name. It took awhile but the face eventually registered. PAULO!!! (Not his real name). He was a hot cake back when I had low cut hair and tiny legs...lol! There was this story about some girls fighting over him while some who could not win his heart dreamed of him. Paulo was a lady's man. He knew it back then and enjoyed the attention. Almost every girl in our neighborhood wanted Paulo as her boyfriend. Well, everyone except me of course; I was in love with my books and Jesus (stop murmuring joor 😂). Moving on.

"I'm no screamer." That was me until I felt that severe pain. Tears were suddenly not enough. I screamed my heart out!! Are you going through any form of pain, anxiety, frustration or stress today? Are you an ardent believer of the traditional cliches; "real men don't cry" or "a strong woman does not reveal her pains/real emotions?" It's time to drop those views before you kill yourself. You are allowed to scream. You are allowed to cry.  

I woke up today . It's a Sunday!! I closed my eyes. Thank you God for this beautiful day. I hurriedly got ready, went  to church to praise my King and worship with my brethren. Service was normal. No drama. I left for my home. I was very close to my home when I noticed it. The vehicle; driver something is wrong. Before I could say another word,  we crashed. I never saw it coming. As I scrambled out, I lost control. I staggered and went down on my knees on the freshly mowed lawn by the roadside. Same lawn I passed everyday on my way out. I was dazed. The driver was dazed. People rushed over to us. Was it the tyre? Nobody could explain what happened.

Onitsha burnt We watched; helpless with fear, with rage! Oh that fire! It was a glimpse of hell Disconsolate, we wailed to the high heavens Years of hard labor, souls of the innocent; all went up in flames. Loved ones forever lost. Our hearts bled. But it was Lagos,

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