Marry a white man
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So, that very
beautiful day, he breezed in as usual. I enjoy such trips by the way. We all
hailed him and he turned towards me and said...
“Nikky don’t marry a Nigerian man. Marry a white man!”
“Nikky don’t marry a Nigerian man. Marry a white man!”
That threw me off. Sincerely, I was not expecting that. Why would I want to marry a white man? What happened to
our handsome Nigerian men? What is it that a white man can do that our strong black brothers cannot? So I asked him;
“Why should I say
goodbye to my handsome Nigerian man?”
He guffawed, took a
sip of his chilled coke and without hesitation, reeled out a list of “what
Nigerian Men do wrong.”
“Nigerian men are not romantic; they know nothing about how to treat
ladies.
A Nigerian man will only tell you he loves you just because he wants to sleep with you; he yells at you during the day and at night you must fulfill your obligations.
And when it comes to intercourse ; no foreplay for the lady!”
A Nigerian man will only tell you he loves you just because he wants to sleep with you; he yells at you during the day and at night you must fulfill your obligations.
And when it comes to intercourse ; no foreplay for the lady!”
The list was endless and my Colleague and I blew our tops. It was the fiercest battle of words ever.
That conversation with my oyibo friend got me worried and raised a lot of questions on my mind; are Nigerian men
truly unromantic? Are white men really better with ladies?
Once again, I have decided to pull on my detective cloak and verify from my beautiful Naija ladies and men of course, whether these grave assertions, (ignore my big grammar ) are true or false.
Stick around!!
Once again, I have decided to pull on my detective cloak and verify from my beautiful Naija ladies and men of course, whether these grave assertions, (ignore my big grammar ) are true or false.
Stick around!!
Nawa o... Which kind tory una dey blow for this una office? How ur oyibo take know Naija men na straight to the point, no foreplay? It only means ur oyibo na bisexual or him don dey too sleep with many married women wey dey tell am about their husbands. Yessss... Nonsense man
ReplyDeleteTroublemaker I for shake ur hand but for Ebola. How did he reach that conclusion? I'm the most romantic man in Naija for now.
DeleteNikky tell am say, Naija no de carry last. I'm Black and proud joor
Hmmm. Nikky I no fit shout for dis una gist oh
DeleteBut, He is right to an extent.Most of our Naija men should be locked up..
Conclusions! passing by#
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Oyibo done expose una why make noise? Naija no dey carry last for the role of woman na for kitchen, they no carry last for we go born all pikin we God give us, they no carry last for to open car door for lady na during courtship. Wetin we I never see for this country. Nonsense Naija men(Make I commot before they eat me)
ReplyDeleteI take God beg you Niiky, no try am oh! After all, I have money, handsome, God fearing and gentle:) What else do you need?
ReplyDeleteI have some friends married to oyibo and they have all divorced them because according to the ladies oyibo love they expire :) They are not like Naija men that believe in till death do us part. And they complained about cultural differences. I do not wish you such my friend Niiky!
ReplyDelete@ Abiola; Nikky no fit try am nah. I go carry placcards ooh
ReplyDeleteNaija love de Expire too.
ReplyDeleteAda Okere I ve been married to a white man for 4yrs and counting. Trust me, I have tasted the two and I ll choose my hubby over any black man. He is my dream come true.
Truth is bitter, but most of our men are so 15th century. No respect for their ladies. Most women married to Nigerian men would love to leave their men and run if not for d society and their kids
Nikky ur oyibo forgot sontin, most married naija men have girlfriendz. Its like a silent rule..abeg make I chop. Yeye people
ReplyDeleteWhite dude is ait & y'all know dat. But Nikky u can't blame us, dating a Naija gurl is d hardest job in d universe. Its all about ur cash. Give her ur heart & she ll mess u up big time.
ReplyDeleteWhite or black, no race is perfect mehn.
Abiola, u bera focus.Got my eyes on u dude
Tabo and Abiola= Tom and Jerry... Like say una dey live for the same house as una just dey give each other attention lol
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