Friendship Goals

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I am your friend no be for mouth oo! How do you show love to your friends? What are your friendship goals?

The Friends we are concerned about today come in various shades:

1. The No Way Crew -  

These friends are secretly envying your progress but have not gotten to the witchcraft level. Do not bother to ask them for assistance or look in their direction for encouragement. They will give you a mountainous list of reasons to give up that dream. They have been programmed to respond negatively and would always say; Mbanu!! (No Way!!) to all your ideas. 

2. The Forming Busy guys - 

Dont waste your time with these ones. Na them busy pass everyone else yet they are busy doing nothing. Mind you, they have your history on the tip of their tongues. You need to hear them gisting about your past, Nwanne you go shudder. But never mind, they are too busy with your past to know you are going places today. Your key to success with these ones is; never update their obsolete files...keep your dreams of the future and current achievements to yourself.

3. Monitoring Spirits - 

These ones are dangerous. They know your past, present and are already predicting what they hope will be your future...chai!! They are worse than village pipu (people)

They can make out time for your matter and will be tracking your every move without following you. They are extremely good at monitoring, assessing, castigating while forming ghost mode 👻👻😵. Mind you, they will never share your success story with anyone but the moment you make a blunder or your business fails, they will appear to share long condolence messages, cry the loudest and tag even your ancestors so everyone gets to know about your misfortune. Do not be deceived by their fake sympathy they are bad bele pipu 😬

4. Eye service Crew - 

Lol! Very intriguing group. They are the "oti mkpus" (praise singers). Once their Godfather, Benefactor, Pastor or Imam does or says something, anything at all,  you will find them sending congratulatory messages and sharing it on every social media even if they totally disagree (eye service pipu). 

These ones can pretend for the universe and are all out to serve, please and worship, so never engage them in a battle of words because they can go to any length to  please and feed the ego of their idols. Just jejely sit back and watch them run out of steam... All the drama usually doesn't last and once its all over they will be back and would try to regain your friendship by blaming someone or something for all their foolery.

5. Awoof Crew - 

These ones are truly amazing. I call them the Freebie Lovers. Whenever you receive their calls just know they want free consultation, free items and would remind you of your history together. They can claim family eh (awoof pipu)😠

So, if you are one of the above, then its time to change your style. Love and share your friends ideas, encourage their businesses, advertise their websites, click on adverts so they can hammer and support them when they are struggling. Contribute your quota, merit that awoof!! Be a good friend, it won't kill you!!

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